The Sarah Palin Interview Generator
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The Sarah Palin Interview Generator


Can't get an interview with Sarah Palin? We've got you covered.

Q: Why should the US elect Senator McCain?

A: John McCain and I think our presence in Iraq and Afghanistan will lead to further security of our economy. It is, somebody was saying this morning, a toxic waste there on the side of the United States of America, where where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just too impacting, we had to step in there. I was not a part of, I guess, that culture. The way that I am so proud of his desire to control energy supplies, also, coming from and through Russia, that's a dangerous position for our world to be wired in a way of being so committed to Georgia.

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About These Interviews

This site is a parody. The answers are computer generated based on probabilities calculated from Sarah Palin's actual speech. We think it is hilarious.

The Markov chain generated answers are surprisingly close to her actual answers. Don't believe me? See this [or watch her interviews with Katie Couric].




- The Trouble With Tephritidae
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- The Trouble With Tina
Tiny Fey's trouble is with the ratings for her NBC comedy show, 30 Rock. But she hopes her recent appearances on SNL will provide a boost: "I hope this ends up helping 30 Rock," allows Fey, referring to her Sarah Palin sideline the past few weeks...

- Maverick Maverick Maverick Maverick Maverick Maverick
And now... PALIN: ...Now, what I've done as a governor and as a mayor is (inaudible) I've had that track record of reform. And I've joined this team that is a team of mavericks with John McCain, also, with his track record of reform, where...

- Katie, I Want To Use One Of My Lifelines.
Which one is funnier? You be the judge... Sarah Palin Discusses Russia With Katie Couric (CBS Evening News) Sarah Palin Discusses Russia With Katie Couric (SNL) ...

- Google Answers -- So Do Librarians
Last week, American Public Media's Future Tense had a show on Google Answers (hear in RealAudio. The blurb on their site says: "Would you be surprised to learn that Google employs a stable of freelance researchers who answer questions for a fee? Google...



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